I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My breasts were aching with rage.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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