Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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