I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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