Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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