Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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