it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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