So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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