i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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