Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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