Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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