I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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