summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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