Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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