Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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