gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The best revenge is premature balding
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I supernannyed him into submission
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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