I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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