SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.