If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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