Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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