i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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