i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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