What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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