If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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