I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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