My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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