Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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