Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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