Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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