Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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