how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
