The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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