singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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