everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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