Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
