So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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