He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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