So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
