I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I smell stomach acid.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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