Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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