Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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