ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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