They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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