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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.

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• (323): View more from California

  Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.

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