I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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