is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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