Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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