It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I deserve this hangover.
Couch. On fire.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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