Sry I called you an 8
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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