idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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