you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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