i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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