Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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