i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
