She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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