:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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