But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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