How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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